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Saturday, July 11, 2009

My NEW Reality TV Show just picked up!

THE SHOW TITLE:
So you think you can fish with 2 gay singers and an over weight, former model, American millionaire, single mother of 8 on a dangerous Alaskan island while getting a makeover from bikers in a remodeled restaurant full of military cops, criminals and zany inventors?

THE HOSTS:
To determine who will host and co-host the show, a tag-team Tri-athalon match between Hulk Hogan/Howie Mandel and Jesse Ventura/Ryan Seacrest will take place on the first exciting episode. The potential hosts will compete in wrestling, cooking, and child rearing.

THE JUDGES:
There will be at least one pompous English judge, a drunken former "questionable" star as well as several unknown bad song writers and some guy that eats live fish he catches with his bear hands (Yes! surgically installed Bear Paws as hands!).

THE THEME SONG:
So far, any song that sounds like that one Fray song that sounds like every other Fray song is being considered for the theme song.

NOTES:
Planning and Casting will begin soon.

Any other suggestions?

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